Brayden

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Live. Laugh. Love Ryan Gosling.

Enjoy my movie tastes and reviews, or don’t. It’s really up to you.

Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • Drive
  • Prisoners
  • Avengers: Infinity War

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Cars 3

    ★★★★

  • Cars 2

    ★★★

  • Cars

    ★★★★½

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    “Time doesn’t matter, It would have hurt just as much if I lost her the day we met”
    - Earl

    A solid, fun action movie. Jack Quaid played a good part of average white guy turns badass, his humour and nerdy demeanour worked well, but he also knows how to throw mad hands. The kills in this were pretty unique and they weren’t afraid to show the gore. The final kill on Simon where Nathen stuck his exposed broken wrist…

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★

    I’ve lived a lot of lives, I’m done running from my past.”
    - Natasha Romanoff, Black Widow

    Marvel only gave Black Widow a movie (and Hawkeye a show) because they were the only Avengers without their own project, so this movie really didn’t need to happen. The only thing it did was introduce Yelena. For a movie that wasn’t necessary, it was actually decent, not a top tier movie (but nothing has been since Endgame) but not bad. 

    Florence Pugh…

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • ¡Three Amigos!

    ¡Three Amigos!

    ★★★½

    Three comedic geniuses doing what they do best, acting like complete idiots. Prime examples of this come when the women of Santa Poco try and rizz up our three hero’s and they have not a clue what is happening, or perhaps when the boys enjoyed a meal of fried bats and started tripping balls around the campfire. But the redemption and eventual triumph of the amigos is truly inspiring. The comedy of this is just too good, it’s incredibly dumb,…