bcmalone

bcmalone

Favorite films

  • Rushmore
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Boogie Nights
  • High Fidelity

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  • Infinity Pool

  • The Worst Person in the World

  • Office Space

    ★★★★

  • Shiva Baby

    ★★★

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  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★½

    "That's your problem, you're always in the garden. Even Jesus wasn't always in the garden."

    For a guy that's always in the garden, his house could seriously use some plants. Sure, he'd probably drown them in gasoline and write an introspective journal entry about the metaphors before tearing out and burning said entry in the plants because, well, gasoline, but what about some succulents? Water em' once every two weeks, or don't! Easy care.

    Maybe it's not wise to give…

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ★★★½

    This was a strange quarantine watch. Poor Green Jim Carey, somehow looking better than "The Mask" Green Jim Carey, he's just trying to do his part in keeping the space instead of attending massive religious ceremonies. One scene where he comes down from his mountain only to be name checked by everyone, er, who, only to belch and breathe green air into their mouth felt particularly... topical.

    Another scene has the Grinch be flung into the chest of Christine Baranski…

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  • Sully

    Sully

    ★½

    We're going to have you watch a CGI simulation of a plane crash, and then we're going to make you watch people watch a CGI simulation of a plane crash. Twice.

  • Manchester by the Sea

    Manchester by the Sea

    ★★★★½

    manchester by the sea is sorta like walking into the wrong funeral by accident and someone starts crying on you, and then someone offers you food, and next thing you know you’re crying and everyone’s sad.

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