"That's your problem, you're always in the garden. Even Jesus wasn't always in the garden."
For a guy that's always in the garden, his house could seriously use some plants. Sure, he'd probably drown them in gasoline and write an introspective journal entry about the metaphors before tearing out and burning said entry in the plants because, well, gasoline, but what about some succulents? Water em' once every two weeks, or don't! Easy care.
Maybe it's not wise to give…