Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Angels & Demons 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Catholic propaganda and Ewan McGregor dressed as a hot priest? We are so back, baby!

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  Bleeding Love 2023

  ★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  it’s certainly a movie

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Aug 2023

  I have truly never given a singular fuck about this franchise until this movie. I would die for my weird green, turtle children. The scene where they are telling Super Fly about the “ooze” scratches a particularly part of my brain that I didn’t even know existed. 

  Minor spoiler but this movie confirms that Master Splinters fucks and I’m not sure what to do with this information.

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  Watched 19 Feb 2022

  I should have done what Selena Gomez’s character did and leave at the beginning of the movie.

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