beanfist

beanfist

roger ebert but not as into boobs

Favorite films

  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Paris, Texas
  • Bringing Up Baby
  • Alien

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  • The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

    ★★★★

  • Thief

    ★★★★

  • The Long Goodbye

    ★★★★½

  • Ed Wood

    ★★★★

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  • Thief

    Thief

    ★★★★

    Shockingly good for a film debut and all things considered, very reserved compared to other Micheal Mann films. The Mannisms don’t really show up until the third act (at least the more overt ones). Visually it is extremely beautiful and all of the crazy depth of field shots create this fascinating surreality that you can’t look away from. The lighting and the color grading do a lot in service of that end and it’s perfect. Combined with the Tangerine Dream…

  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye

    ★★★★½

    I have a strong suspicion that the book isn’t half as funny as the film is. Anyway, Gould is effortless and I found it particularly funny that Arnie plays the most nameless of goons despite looking like he could crush a semi truck into the size of a soup can with his bare hands. Great attention to detail, great score, very fun.

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  • Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

    Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

    ½

    Surely they won’t let him make another one right?

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★★★★

    The only time I’ve ever had a similar viewing experience was when I watched Southland Tales, and Megalopolis is somehow even more insane. It’s brilliant and it’s terrible and somehow just as brilliant as it is terrible. I’m truly floored and I may never recover. Also this happens to be one of the funniest films I’ve ever seen in my entire life. It is intentionally funny and unintentionally hilarious. It is literally the singularity of film; it is impossibly bad…