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  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Midnight in the Switchgrass

    ½

  • Trap

    ½

  • Devotion

    ★★★½

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    Succession X Catholicism 

    You know who probably hates the Conclave? Vegas. If this movie is even half as accurate to a real papal conclave (my one google search says it is), there is NO way they could make an efficient betting market.

    Nothing to do with the actual movie, just a thought.

    Probably gets a 5/5 if there were subtitles because god damn I’ve never felt so dumb watching half of the movie in Latin.  However, it’s still really good…

  • Midnight in the Switchgrass

    Midnight in the Switchgrass

    ½

    What’s in: Repeatedly eating dinner at 3:30pm
    What’s out: Pensacola Florida

    “Hey what are these two bozos doing here!”

    Funny line when said by a cop, everything else about this movie blows.

    I’m not a guy that criticizes movies for asking you to suspend your disbeliefs (ask me what I rated “Top Gun Maverick”), I’m all for it as long as everything else in the movie works. However, when you ask me to throw my disbelief off of a fucking…

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  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★

    At some point in their lives, 95% of males age 14-16 wanted to live this life, so it is nice that this story that shows why it’s best to stay in the bleachers. 

    John C Reilly definitely is lying about his bench press numbers.

  • Sicario

    Sicario

    ★★★★

    Benici del Toro aura maxing for two hours

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