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beansonrice

Favorite films

  • The Green Knight
  • It Follows
  • A Ghost Story
  • Tommy Boy

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  • Deadpool 2

    ★★½

  • The Thing

    ★★★★½

  • Nope

    ★★★

  • Inside Man

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  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★½

    Being the director of this movie must feel like being really good at singing at a karaoke bar but everyone else there is a professional vocalist. Nobody expects you to be good, but you are, but it doesn’t matter because first off: plenty of people are doing this better than you and secondly: it’s the second Deadpool movie. 

    I’d watch it if I forgot everything about it and a friend wanted to watch it for the first time with me.

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★½

    Wow The Thing is good who would have thought? 

    Minus half a star because the monster alien was clearly fake and not real. 

    I would watch this movie if I was a really brave boy and can even turn off the lights without being scared by the movie.

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★½

    Have you ever noticed how when you watch a movie in a movie theatre, the movie is always kinda better? Like you can watch and enjoy a movie more at the theatre than on your couch. Isn’t that cheating? Like this whole concept of the movie theatre was invented by people with a vested interest in people liking movies. So of course they’re gonna stack the deck in their favor!!

    And I know you’re gonna say it’s because I was…

  • Spontaneous

    Spontaneous

    ★★★½

    Hey who’s loves callbacks and gratuitous use of match cuts? Apparently Brian Duffield, the director and everything else of this pretty fun but ultimately sort of corny coming of age teen comedy. Heads up yo, spoilers ahead 

    The kids in the movie are supposed to be in senior year of Highschool and the actors are all aged between 23 and 29. Honestly why can’t we just hire kids to do movies in between terrible, shortened, special school years like in…