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  Moana 2 2024

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  We desperately need lin manuel back because not even the cunt bat woman could save this film from the mind dulling plot and songs

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  The Shawshank Redemption 1994

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Everything about this film is perfectly balanced between painful reality and hopeful warmth. Morgan Freeman always pulls through. But I’ve come to the conclusion that narration pisses me off for some reason…

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  The Big Lebowski 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  This is the funniest thing I’ve watched in a long long time. The futile plot, the surreal bowling sequences, the swearing every two seconds. Genuinely so dumb but so good.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  They’re all mogging and they know it but that’s no excuse to be freakeratu

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