Beard Bro

Beard Bro

Film major.
Major film nerd.

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Social Network
  • Se7en

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  • Nightbitch

    ★★

  • The Guilty

    ½

  • Carry-On

    ★½

  • Deck the Halls

    ½

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  • Nightbitch

    Nightbitch

    ★★

    Well. I wanted to see Amy Adams’ tits. Unfortunately I got exactly what I wanted. Movie wasn’t half bad quite interesting but not great

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty

    ½

    The scene where Jake Gyllenhaal is on the phone talking to someone and he’s really emotional and stuff, I didn’t really like. And that was the whole movie. So I didn’t like it.
    Honestly this could have been a decent book,

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  • Prey

    Prey

    ★½

    Really didn't enjoy almost any aspect. Good things were the lighting was alright and the predator design was pretty good but that's about it. Apparently this thing js strong enough to defeat lions, bears, and droves of heavily armed men, but can not defeat the strong female protagonist.

    So so many poor filmmaking choices here and that's why it's a Hulu movie and not worthy of an actual Hollywood-status-level movie. Boring, terribly paced with no real character growth or interesting…

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ½

    Honest to God thought this was a student film with money behind it for the first half of this movie with how bad and amateurish the simple camera work and angles, ugh it's just nauseating filmmaking and poor writing and lazy directing all rolled into one.