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  • The Tale of The Princess Kaguya
  • The Wind Rises
  • Spirited Away
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  • Emilia Pérez

  • Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★★

  • Paint Drying

    ★★★★★

  • Dog Man

    ★★★★

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★★

    Watched in my film class recently. Satire at its finest. It tacked WW2 ingeniously and balances humor and serious moments expertly. A spectacular film that I’m glad I got the opportunity to see.

    Between this and Regular Show, David Bowie’s Heroes never ceases to make me cry.

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  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    ★★★★

    Not quite as good as the Captain Underpants movie, but it was still a ton of fun! I wasn’t expecting to enjoy this that much because I have never read any of the Dog Man books, but it still managed to deliver.

    Both Peteys deserve the world fr

  • The Smurfs 2

    The Smurfs 2

    ½

    T̶̡̥͇͖͉̬̈̎̐͐͑̿̽̕͜͠h̵̝̃͋̔̍́̃̀͝ḭ̷̛̩͋̋͗͆̊̿͋͋̆̀̀ś̷̝̻̰̱̣̲̜̓̄̈́̓̃̎̊̈́͑̈́̕ ̴̭͙̪̼͖̤͎͈̬̀̐̔̽͗̒̐͛̈̎͝͝ͅw̶̡̜̫̠̼͕̳̺͇͈̟̲͑͋̋͆͋͑͋̓̀͝͠ȁ̷̢̧̧̠͈͎̖̦̪̣̆̀ś̸̢̨̛̛͔͚̞̣̯̟̙͜͠ ̶̬̳̗̆͑̐̿͐̈́͊̔͠a̶̯̠̳͙̠͙͖͉͂̔̀̇͂̀̀̑ͅn̸̪͓͓͎͈̘͙̞͊͒̓ ̴͔͈͆̀͗̀͒̄̆̓͑̐̌͜ę̴̥̱̥̥̫͕̝̰̃̾̚͝ͅẍ̶̛̗̤̰͊͊͋̽̄́̇̕̚t̷̝̼͎͎̗͇͈̜͗̒̀̆͊̾̑͂́͜͝r̸͔̼̦͕͙͖͇͚̿̾̉̑̐͑ḙ̶̼̌m̸̬̞̗̫̀̀̈́͗ę̶̤͓͓̯̲͚͔̲̃̐̽l̷̢̺̻̞͉̤̣͚͐͜y̴̭̳̖͕̐͒̿͌̓͑͋̂́͑̓̕ ̵͙̟͎̳̯͌ǘ̶̖̥̻̻̱̹͉͍̬̇͝ͅn̴͔̩̉p̶͔̥͎̲͔̘͐͆̑̏̋̚͜l̵̦͕͍̞̙͔̮͓̘͈̝̒̌̈̎̾e̷͎̱̼̬̝̻͕̥̪͛̿͐͝a̴̢̨̙̭̞̖̺͓͈̫͓̬͌̇̅͑́͋̑̀̕͠s̸̬̃̈̐͒̑̈́ả̸̦̜̩́n̵̛̩̝̹̘̚ͅt̶͕͊͂̐̈́̆̓͊̑͆ ̵͎̮͉̖͙̖̖̘̱͚̏ė̵̬̫x̴̛̛̹͛̋͐̚p̶̝̫̘͇͆̄͒͂͆͛́͂̌̂͌͝e̵͓̭̪͉̗̣͕͔͓͊̂̓́͜ͅr̷͎̰̬͉̝̗̠̀̾̇̅̄̇̅́̈̋̚į̷̡̢̻̮̪̹͔͚̿̑̈́̊́e̷͉̤̙̥̲̗̬̝̿̍̄̓̎͂̿̓̅͒ǹ̸̢̧̧̬̼̪͎̝̼̺ĉ̶̡̛̗͙̗̪̱̘̹͍̼̅̀̔̀͛̍̚͜͝͠ͅe̵̡̙̱̝̼̥̦͔͙͙̍ͅ ̷̛̞̜̙̭͉̒̽͒́̆a̴̠͙̳̮̩̤̒̏̿n̸̨̛̝̱͎̲͙͉͍͙̥̈́̌̍͜d̷̛̗̼̃̀̃̇̈́͗̈́͘ ̶̺̮̗̲͐̎͊ͅI̸̡̹̝̮͙̫͓̹̣̜͔̭̊͘ ̵̨̠͚̙̮͖͓̰͂ͅn̵̛̪̙̑̍͆̓̓̏̃e̵̲͖͚͇͎̊̀̑v̴͓̬͖̭͖͌ȩ̷̧̜̜̞͕̙̱͎͐̀̀̒͌̀̂͗͌͘͜ͅͅr̷̡̖͇̝͕̽̓̿̓̓̎̕ ̷̛͕͔͉͓̉̇̚̚̚ẁ̵̳͐̊͌͝a̸̛̩̜͗́̋̓͒n̷̥̎̽͐̈̑͂̓̾̑͠͝͝ͅt̶̛̠͖͍̠̃̀͊̒͆̄̕͘̚ ̸̬͇̯̠͂̾̔̋̌ͅţ̵͕̠̭̩̰͇̟͙̙̓̍̉̅͊͋͘o̵̯̖̯̦̥̹̰̖̕ ̵̧̧̣̮̀̌̀̌̀̆́̐̈̚̕͘ţ̸͎̜̩̲̬̗͓͎̝̩̪́̊̒̆́͊̾͋́͊͝ą̶̢̠͔̲̟͍̱͔̠̐͛̑͋̔̌̋́͠l̴̼̙̫̑̃̾̌̉̿͊̉̈́͊̚̕͜ͅk̶̨̛̫̺̣̲̗̜͎͍̩͈̙̓̀̀̇͝͠ ̶̨͔̝̖̠͎̘̯͌͛́̊̿̅͝ȧ̵͖̪̒͜b̸͙̦͇͎̻̰̖͈͎̱̯͈͋͂̒͋͌̄͊̈̄͛̔͝ǫ̸̨̨̛̥̱̝͖̰͔̲͙̎̔̏̚ȕ̷̞̦̜̻͕̽̊́̚̚͜͝͝͠ţ̶̳͚̼̜̝͓̪̈́̿̆̆̀̂́̉ ̶̛̟̝͕̠̹̤̮͇̾͊̾̏̋̒̀͠ỉ̷̗͠ţ̷̨̡̛̛͉̘̫̳̬̭͌͊̆̈̉.̸̭͙̏̎̋̋̽͂̄̏̊̚ ̴̨͔͎̰̜̱̻̫͙͈̈́̾́̋̌͑̄̐̈̚ͅN̷̢̘̬̲̲͊ǫ̸͈̙̫̾͒̀ͅt̵̢̡͔̮̣͇̲͙͙̉̓̏̇͘ ̶̛͈͎̳͇͓͓̩̭͎̲̼̋̂̅̀̑̊͜è̴̻̏̏͂̌̓̐̚v̸̟̻̣̻̞͉̽̎̑̊̏̑͒͑̍̅̌͠e̵̼̖͓̺̬̲͍̲͖͉͒͐͐̓͘͘͠ṇ̴͆̈́͗͌̃̆ ̴̛͉̳̫T̶̡̝͈̘̜̟͕̲̯̆̉̐͋͝h̸̨̩͙̬̖͎̼̲̩͉̟̅̍̅͑̀͂͝e̷͓͊̊̐̔͑̆̓̏͛̕͝ ̴̛̺̫͓̼͇͗͌È̵̦̖̪̤͈̠̘͐͝m̷̟̦̦̺̫͙̘̥̬̿̈́̅̊̂̍̈́ǫ̵̨̦̭̥͉̜̮̗̒j̷̧̣̪͉̳̮̫͖͇͙̰̖̒͂́͘ī̵̩͚̖̖͈͚̱̳͙̤̩͍́͂̌̀̚̕͘͠͝ ̶̝͚̮͖͚͍̲͚̳͜͝Ḿ̴̧̘͕̗̲̻͜o̷͍̱͍͂̈̉͊̓̆́͊̊͊͘͠ͅv̷̮͙̞͓̹̭̘̮̜̪̲̄͑̅͛͛̾ī̵̦͖̬̬e̵̢͎̳̙͎̖͚̙̭̩̐̉͂͂͑͊̏̿̓̑́͝ ̶̡̗̦̱̬̖̬̂̎̇̀̐́͐̆͆̍͜ẉ̸̯̳̟̀͛̈́́͂̍̂͊̅͋͘͘i̶̢͔͈͓̫͇̞̯̟̋͌̑́̒ļ̵͖͕͖͉̜͙͙̤̄l̸̢̛͖̫͓̲̝̦̹̐̈̀̓̇̐͑͋͑ ̴̛͔̲̻̠̝̥̬͐̊̈́́̓̓̀̂̑̌͜͠e̴̢̡̗̬̒͂̚͝ͅv̸̨̮͕̹̰͎̦̹͈̞̠͖̀̇̐̾͒̃̋̎̊ȩ̷̧̳̱̣̙̮̰͊̇͒r̸̡̢̨̼͉̝̣̘̦̯̐̾͜ͅ ̸̨̟͙͇̞͓̟͉̱̫̤̀̄̾́̔̈́̈́̇̕̕͝ͅr̵̨̬̲͔̬̀͊́͝ë̴͇̲̱̬́͗ͅȧ̴̛͇̝̹͎͇̳̳̯͉̳̙̀͗̀́͘͝͝ͅc̵̜̻͖̘̔̐͊̃̉̅̋h̵̯͕͎̮̘͚͕͕̩̒̈́̓̿̕͠͝ͅ ̸̰̹͍̘̎̅t̴̺̥̺͔͇̩́̈́̒̎̎̅̄̈́͌h̷̡̡̛͊͗̄͠e̷̞͍̒̒̑̀̿̚͝͝ ̴̞̳͗͆̂͒͒̏͠s̵͖͗͛͑̈́̏̑̚̕͝͝h̴͖̰̺̎̌̓̾̓̈́͋͗̇́̅͝e̶̡̞̱̗̊̄̇̄͋e̸̞͚̼̪͕͇̰̖͈̘̙͚̅̒̂r̷̘̮̞̮̯͚̥͓̈́̊̑̍͛̈́͑̏ ̶͓̫̮͉̥̫̯͈̎̈̆̈̀̅̐̚͠ǎ̵̠̯̉̒̓̈́̓̆̈̐͝ͅg̴̲̦̫̖̀̈́̋̚ǫ̶̖̲͓̞̺͋͐̑̅͋͂̀̿̄͊̈n̷̼̳͆̃͛̕ỷ̴̧͙̪̰̻͖̜̀͘͝ ̸̢̬̤̰͚̞̘͙͎̋̆̑͋̕͝ť̷̬̳̂̈́̅̍̒́͂̚͝͝ḧ̴̤̼͍͙͚̟͇́̕̚ầ̴̭̻̺̘̊̅͑̎̍͆t̴̮̦̑͗̀͐͋͘ ̴̡͙̜͎̝̘͍̹̪͐̎ͅį̵̧͉̺̤̬̝͓̃͂́̎̕s̴̢̨̥̰̪̳̗̀̈̑͗͘̕͝͝͝͝͝ ̶̛͚͇̬͓̜͇̦̟̭̯̻̍̑̓̏͗̑͒͘̚̚ͅS̵̡̱̹̲̘̼̫̗̖̺̻͊̊͂̍̈͗̆̚ͅm̴̢̛̬̦̤̣̘̋̄̄̑u̵̹̖̗̖͌̓̈́͐̉̌̎͒̍͠͝͠r̵̦̣͚̼̩̲͉̘̪̩͆̾͜f̵̧̖̗̞͕͓̈́͜s̸̟̘̯̼̘̗̯̯̺͆́̈̀͆͂̈́͂͛̅͘̕ ̶̢̭̙̑t̵̮̹͎̻̳͓̚h̶̨̟͓͕͂̋̎̉̒͠ͅe̸̮̹̺̟̮͙̖̱̜̤̭͊̀͜ ̵̛̌͑̾̾̒̐͋̏̿̈ͅŞ̵̨̙͈̦̰̘̟̺͍̲̼̏̂̀̈́͑̋͐͝e̷̱̲̞͓̽̅̆̃̒̀̇̽͆͌͗c̸̹͉͇̪̬͌͊͊́ơ̴̧̧͇͉̲̹̌̎͝͝ń̵̗͎͊̈́̀̓̔͝͝ḑ̶̛̩̠̥͈̦̜̀͘͜.̶͓̦̆ ̴̢̧̛̰̗̥͔̣͓̠̹͙̇͑̀̾̓͊̿Ị̸̧̥̖̦͈͎̏̏̍̍͐̒̈́̈́̕͜ ̵̥̙̞̖̱̺̺̼̗͉͝w̵̡̮̤͖͚̅͆̒́̓̐̅̕͠a̸̛͚̜̫̳̙̱̗̖̩͉͐ṟ̷̡̛̖̾̑̄̃n̸͙͚̳̤̥̻͊̆͌̀͑̋ ̴̛̣͓͛͆̅̑́̇̉̀͒͑̂y̷̡̢̧̤̬̯̘͖̖̞͉͌͛́̑̐̈̚̕͜ȏ̷̰̂̈́̄̀̅̈́͐̕̚ǘ̵̥͖̓͑̀͋͋̐̎͊͝ ̷̢͍̣̰͉͈̺̙͙́͜͜ǐ̵̛͚̯̲̐͊͋̂͐͆͌͜͝ń̷̝̠̝̝͕͎͖̍̃͗́ͅ ̶͈̈̅̾̎̒̈́̐a̵̼̹͍̼͈̠̖̰̒̏̐͐͋̋̋̔͗́͛̚͜d̷̖̲͗̓̀͜͝v̸͚̼̟̜̘̼̯͆͋̂͋͊͘͘͠ȃ̵̖͔͇̫͙͉̥̦͔̼͛͑̈́́̍̐̈́n̴̫͙͎͇̯̾̄ͅć̵̢̺̦̟̫̟͙̟͆̇̃̽ȩ̴̝̭͚̤͚̙̖͓͕̀̈̍̃̀̾̕͝͝;̴̡̖̯̥͇̠̠͇͙̬̗̰͂͑̐̕ ̷͓̯͍̯̳̠͔͚̗͗͋̿̌͑͂͋̀̾͜͝D̵̛̯̮̫͎͒̅͋͌́̅̈́́̔͋̚Ơ̴̛͎̥͉͌̉́͆̾̌̽̋̅ ̶̢̧̨̛͚̼̫͓̦̊̏̑͆͂̍̐̆̈́͆̔͜ͅN̷̨͉̼̞͍̊͑͒̍͌̕͜O̵͉̹̣̹̬͎͑̌͜T̴̨̜̪̟̺̳̳̻̫͖͚͓̽̈́̈̚ ̴̡͓̹̜̱̮͓̠̦̦̅̈́̒̄W̴̧̪͎͚̲̖̅̅̐̎̕Ȧ̵̡̢̞̭̼͉̪̲͙̈́͌͒̔͗̀̇͆͗̋̉ͅͅT̷̢͈̝̭͇͎̗̼̟͎̏̏͛̉̉͌͊̈̂̎̆̿C̸̜̗͍͖̗̩̙̓̆̎̇̀͘͘͝͝Ḧ̵̢̖͙̗͔͖̣̙͚͖̰́̈́̇̉̍̚̕͝ ̷̧̦̝̖̰̬͚̥̦̯̣̓̃͐̍̑̓̎͜͝͝I̸̛̲̙̞̲͎̫̠͓̰͑͂͑̑́T̴̡̆̄̾.̸̛̳̦̦̫͂̈̋̓̃͒͜