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Sliding Doors 1998
sliding doors? more like rollercoaster hurtling towards the ground at 1800mph upside down with a sharp 90 degree turn that severs my head from my body and splits like a watermelon on the ground 100ft below and splatters on some passers by. or maybe I missed the last ride and did all that to myself after watching this movie.
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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 2022
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