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  Here 2024

  ★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  this movie held a gun to my head and forced me to look at these weirdo ai faces and then reminded me of the pandemic. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  i have so many more negative things to say but why would i even waste my breath. 😀

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  Your Monster 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  anyone who knows a douchebag…watch this. and then go begin a romance with your own rage personified as a hot monster and rip your ex’s throat out. BOOM

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  my thoughts 2 minutes in were WOW how did they make a movie about the five most insufferable people in the universe.

  BUT THEN they made me question EVERYTHING. because aren’t we all insufferable before during and after a breakup?? i want to know kate winslet’s perspective of the breakup desperately. i still hate that bitch jeremy though

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 

  DAMN. first of all: lazlo you do not need to fix your beautiful nose. you are perfect baby

  second of all: every movie should have an intermission

  third of all: this movie awakened some of the greatest levels of empathy i have ever felt. visually, it was transformative. that shot of the statue of liberty haunts me in the best way. LOVED IT

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