UHHH WE ARE SO BACK??
SAW TRAPS IN HIGH-DYNAMIC-RANGE???? WE’RE SOOOOOO BACK!!!
My singular complaint is this storyline is supposed to take place between 1 & 2, but the actors are visibly older…HOWEVER, bringing back the OGs is far more important than minute chronological details, so imma let it go!
Passes the Bechdel Test ✨
I can see why many consider Saw 3D (a.k.a. The Final Chapter) to be the worse in the franchise….special and practical effects just aren’t executed as well, and at this point, the narrative structure is so diluted and repetitive that it’s just irritating.
Even still, Chester Bennington makes his horror movie debut and kills it (no pun intended). This cameo alone makes viewing Saw VII worth it <3
Passes the Bechdel Test on a technicality ✨
Are you looking for a piece of cinema that will make you feel every emotion under the sun? Joy, amusement, disgust, pity, frustration, curiosity, awe, and downright contempt? Well boy do I have a suggestion for you.
Deducting .5 stars because it could’ve been slightly shorter without excessive nudity/ass-tit-bikini-line montages (specifically applying to Sue — please show all the GROSS nudity)
Passes the Bechdel Test ✨
