Beck

Beck

Somehow I manage to feel stupid even when I just log movies I’ve seen.

Favorite films

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • Rango
  • The Great Gatsby

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  • Clue

    ★★★★★

  • Batman Returns

    ★★★★

  • Independence Day

    ★★★★

  • Con Air

    ½

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  • Clue

    Clue

    ★★★★★

    This is objectively a horrible movie, but it also happens to be incredible and I love Tim Curry more than life itself, so it’s kind of the perfect movie, even though I simultaneously wouldn’t put it in my top 20 favorite movies, or my 20 worst. It just exists in its own box. There are categories for every level of bad and good, and then there’s Clue. What a film. I will watch it many, many more times throughout my days, and not once will I think it was a good film. Such is life.

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★

    Oh, what I wouldn’t give for Gotham to have blimps again. Gotham used to have atmosphere, now it just reminds me of downtown in the city I live in. You know what would help? Blimps.

    Matt Reeves, I know you’re reading this, please give Gotham at least 1 blimp.

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  • The Call of the Wild

    The Call of the Wild

    ★★★★

    I wish Harrison Ford would let me follow him around all day.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    I saw this in a theater with only one other person who didn’t speak to me at all until the end of the film, he stood up, looked at me, and said “pretty good!”, to which I said “yeah!” and then we left in the same direction and didn’t speak to each other again.

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