Rebecca Velasquez

Rebecca Velasquez Pro

shit show at the fuck factory

Favorite films

  • Shrek 2
  • Sing Sing
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Dreamgirls

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  • Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

  • Get Hard

    ★½

  • Shrek

    ★★★★★

  • You're Cordially Invited

    ★★

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  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★★★

    A perfect movie. No notes.

  • Rumor Has It...

    Rumor Has It...

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★

    I hate to ruin everyone’s fun but it felt so dystopian to me to watch this movie about the Arab world and Middle Eastern/North Africa while our country actively funds a genocide of the people in Gaza. 

    Also, why are movies so goddamn loud nowadays? I hate to sound like an old person but damn being on the verge of a panic attack for almost 3 hours was not a fun experience!

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    They didn’t even give Dennis Quaid a script for this one. Just told him to be himself.