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Recent reviews

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  Boogie Nights 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Would’ve gotten 5 stars if his cockulon had holes or smeg or something like that ya know

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  Prometheus 2012

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025 2

  the fuck even is this shit

Popular reviews

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  Monster 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2022

  “At last he had found a name, but there was no longer anyone around to call him by it. Such a shame, because Johan was such a wonderful name.”

  
  

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  Eternals 2021

  ½ Rewatched 20 Feb 2025

  Had the displeasure of being reminded of this movie. Has no right to exist in the same world as me

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