Beth Hatsios
ain’t that just the way~
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Novocaine 2025
These studios can’t use Caroline Polachek in the background because I will just be listening to the music instead of whatever the characters are saying.
Fun lil watch with an interesting blend of “anti-white-supremacy” while keeping a sort of white savior format… also feels like San Diego propaganda but can’t tell if it’s pro or anti (SDPD probably didn’t help write this one).
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Singin' in the Rain 1952
“She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself.”
Still think about this quote from the first time I saw it in university.Translated from by
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Love Hurts 2025
This is a fricking twee action movie. A twee romp with Ke Huy Quan happiness, zippy choreography, and enough brutality to make it interesting? Why is everyone hating on it?
I don’t even like action movies. Monkey Man cracked my heart’s hard candy shell with its earnest excitement and Love Hurts was like sweet oozy filling with the same sort of bright clarity and energy but under a sparkly pink tint. Everything feels immaculate both visually and in pacing (though expected for…
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Thanksgiving 2023
Thankful for Eli Roth… taking the lamest holiday and an unoriginal concept and churning out a squirm-inducing slasher that blatantly kicks all of the classic slasher reboots in the balls (complete with cheeky references no less), and the homogeneous gloss of the satire elevated horror wave too.
Thanksgiving is what all of the classic reboots should’ve and could’ve been, and it doesn’t even have a franchise title to pretend its existence is justified.
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