Bee

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Just a city sewer slut that loves movies

A real tit flapper

Favorite films

  • The Devils
  • Helter Skelter
  • Hellbound: Hellraiser II
  • Poor Things

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  • The Company of Wolves

    ★★★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • The Menu

    ★★★★

  • Being John Malkovich

    ★★★★★

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    ★★★★½

    Lestat is sooooooooo mother 

    This movie is G-A-Y. When I was 11 I emailed Anne Rice asking if vampires got boners bc I needed to know if Louis and Lestat fucked and she emailed back that their relationship was extremely sensual but they couldn’t have sex bc vampires can’t get boners and I think about that at least once a day 

    An essential gay watch bc Vampires are inherently queer and you’ll never be able to change my mind!! Ok!!…

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  • The Company of Wolves

    The Company of Wolves

    ★★★★½

    Now as then 'tis simple truth, sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth

    True meaning of I’ve got that dog in me 

    like labyrinth x red riding hood— so dark, whimsical and lush. there were so many visually stunning moments and some of the coolest wolf transformation scenes I have ever seen, each a little different. the structure is different but I enjoyed it— almost like an anthology within an anthology so it kept my interest 

    idk this was pretty fucking magical 

    Even if the worst wolves are hairy on the inside.

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★½

    Felt like one long foreplay session. Pretty sure I just edged for 90 min

    that amy winehouse bitch funny

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  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich

    ★★★★★

    Who needs IVF when you have John Malkovich? 

    I like to think that all the kids that are called old souls really just have a weeping John Cusack inside their head

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★★

    it’s always ooh ooh ah ah and never ah ah ooh ooh, you know?