Beefswelling

Beefswelling

To err is human.

Favorite films

  • Hold Me While I'm Naked
  • On the Silver Globe
  • Love on Delivery
  • The Third Man

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  • Street Fighter

    ★★★★★

  • Mean Girls

  • Intro

    ★★★★★

  • From Justin to Kelly

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  • Street Fighter

    Street Fighter

    ★★★★★

    Probably the most subversive film ever made as not once did Jean-Claude Van Damme do the splits.

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    This movie was so October 3rd

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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ½

    I didn't see the first one.

    Thank god.

  • Cats

    Cats

    For a while, Cats was the only film I saw in theaters. You know... in the before time. I regret nothing.

    Cats... Oh Cats... It felt like the cinematic equivalent to chewing aluminum foil. But my faith in the human brain to have the willpower to fetishize anything like chewing aluminum foil gave me the gift of enjoying this film. What a piece of shit dumpster fire of a movie that has a vision. And that vision was seen all…

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