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Under the Bridge 2024
lily gladstone made me take fuck the police literally (winks)
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Challengers 2024
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The homoerotic allegories within this film are making me proud to be a bisexual. The sexual tension practically OOZED from the screen throughout the entirety of the movie and I felt like I was intruding the entire time.
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Poor Things 2023
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Watching Emma Stone with the mind of an infant masturbate made me want to jump off a roof too. Served cunt!
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Violent Night 2022
DILF Santa Claus is the saving grace this nation has been asking for. God bless America
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