Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I had so much fucking fun with this one.
  Holy cow.

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  And the lion made love to him that night. 

  Petition to not let characters be lawyers anymore. 

  I truly cannot believe how boring this is.

Popular reviews

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  Aliens vs Predator: Requiem 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  —RECAP—
  Predator in the Jungle: dumb
  Predator in the Big City: fun
  Predator in the Ancient Temple: thicc
  Predator in Forks, WA: wish there’d been a friendly baseball scrimmage between all the aliens and predators with badass Muse soundtrack.

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  Halloween: Resurrection 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  O COME ON ITS FUN