I love films, I’m just bad at reviewing them, but I’ll get around to it… maybe
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Captain America: The First Avenger 2011
My god how camp is this movie????
Welcome to my 2025 revisiting of the MCU. I absolutely adore these movies, but was suffering from a rather acute case of superhero fatigue. However, I want to get myself back into it in preparation for the upcoming Fantastic Four movie, so here we go again I guess, and I will be taking this in chronological order rather than release order, for story coherency if little else.
And what a movie to kick…
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Inland Empire 2006
I…
I think I need to sit with this one for a good long while before I feel capable of actually writing a coherent review that isn’t just “??????”
That said, I know I didn’t enjoy it, Laura Dern absolutely should have gotten an Oscar for this, and it was one of the most incredibly made pieces of cinema that I’ve ever witnessed in my life.
Rest in Peace David Lynch. I don’t think the world will ever give us anyone like you again.
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024
2nd viewing because I had to watch it again to actually put my thoughts in order after witnessing such incredible peak.
The first and second Sonic movies are total comfort watches for me. The first takes the basic premise of the character, some light lore from the games and pairs it with a very standard human goes on a road trip with annoying CGI character movie. The second fleshes out the video game lore, includes two lovable, central characters and…
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Three Thousand Years of Longing 2022
Three Thousand Years of Longing… for a more impactful ending.
This movie is utterly, stupendously beautiful. Truly it was a treat to be able to experience such prettiness in the cinema and I will be astounded if this movie doesn’t get at least nominated for some VFX awards. The highest praise I can give this film is that it looks as expensive as it probably was. I must also praise the stellar sound mixing and soundtrack which gently underscore the…
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