Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shaun of the Dead 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  literally everything i could've asked for in a romcom about zombies

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  Blue Valentine 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  thanks ryan gosling for continuing to ruin my perception of love

Popular reviews

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  Tiny Shoes 2010

  ½ Added

  i HATE juanito. HE IS SUCH A PICK ME. "my tiny feet" NO. you know those concrete slappers would not have fit in those small shoes. he couldn't even fit a TOE in them. he's a LIAR and an attention seeker. there was a literal storm and juantio cared more about getting his shoes for his HUGE feet rather than his dad's safety. "where are my shoes" WHAT ABOUT YOUR FATHER?? WHAT ABOUT HIM, HUH JUANITO??? HOW UNGREATFUL. juanito did NOT go to heaven, he is rotting in the pits of hell.

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  Monster High: The Movie 2022

  Added

  even ten year old me wouldn't enjoy this

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