Patrick Fitzgerald

Patrick Fitzgerald

Hi, I'm Pat. Co-host of the Belated Box Office podcast. I like dumb movies and a few good ones, too. This 5-star rating system confuses me.

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Matrix
  • The Lion King

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Mummy Returns

    ★★½

  • The Mummy

    ★★★½

  • Crimson Tide

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    This is the worst Bong Joon Ho film taking place in an arctic wasteland where people wear translator devices around their necks I've ever seen.

  • The Mummy Returns

    The Mummy Returns

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer

    Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer

    ★½

    Felt pretty deflated and not really in the mood to laugh after that transphobic rage bait of an opening joke. Watching Dave now is like spending time with your trashy, loser uncle who you used to think was awesome just because he knew how to make you laugh when you were ten.

  • The English

    The English

    ★★★

    The court of public opinion seems to have ruled that this would have been better as a two and a half hour movie, and I'm inclined to agree. The core story is compelling, Blunt and Spencer as the two leads are great and have a ton of chemistry, and the main villain is delightfully twisted and despicable. Most of the side plots and peripheral characters only serve to bog the whole thing down - especially all of the lesser villains,…

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