Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I thought this was going to be good 😩

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Highlight of the movie for me, and I truly cannot stop thinking about this; Robert Pattinson’s ass. It was so nice, so plump. 

  Mark Ruffalo was funny also but why was he Donald Trump? Many many questions about this one.

Popular reviews

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  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Oct 2024 2

  A very wholesome and nostalgic rewatch. I absolutely loved this as a kid and now as an adult too. I will never not laugh at drunk ET falling over in the kitchen! I feel like everyone was so well casted in this, also loved seeing C Thomas Howell in yet again another 80s classic, even though his role was very minor. Baby Drew Barrymore is also just the cutest little actress!

  I miss movies like this.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  Super entertaining but completely different tone to the first one! I really enjoyed this but could’ve been more tasteful in my opinion. However, Paul is a fkn god. He is my king forever.