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The Primevals 2023
Fun movie, felt kind of like a cross between a low budget 80's movie and a made for TV film, and I mean this in the best way possible.
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Dark Match 2024
Pretty decent movie, it had wrestling and horror and I was entertaining
My only complaint is chris jericho should have died in the first few minutes so we didnt have to see him again for the remainder of the movie
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Classified 2024
This movie is a mess of stilted acting, nonsensical plot, boring action scenes, awful special effects, and is overall just incredibly mid. Its not the worst action movie I've ever seen, but its nowhere near the best, thats for goddamn sure.
Tim Roth was great though
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It's a Wonderful Knife 2023
At first I wasn't sure if I would dig this movie, but it ended up winning me over. It has a lot of stuff going for it: good twist on the tale we all know, Justin Long chewing the scenery, Justin Long's fake teeth, social outcasts, lesbianism, its kinda got it all.
The ending was quite sweet for a horror movie, which given its Christmas, seems fitting.
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