I just saw Madame Web and it was maybe the biggest turd I’ve ever seen in a theater. If an elephant had walked into the movie theater and turded on the floor, my reaction would have been “Wow! What that elephant just did is the second biggest turd in this theater!” 

Honestly, Dakota Johnson was good, but the script they gave her was SO stupid it was like watching Michelangelo try to make a painting with Elmer’s glue. 

The experience of…

Wow! A truly spectacular film that is a credit to the art form. This movie is perfectly titled, bc it makes you feel everything. It jumps from hilarious comedy to disturbing body horror to tragic romance to touching family drama and shuffles through 100 other genres, and nails each and every one of them while managing to stay coherent and tell a beautiful story. Ke Huy Quan moved me so deeply with his incredible performance. He deserves a Best Actor…

I dunno, man. I think there’s something broken in my brain because I prefer a silly, campy Batman over a gritty, dark, realistic one. This was a fantastic movie, probably deserves 5/5, but it just wasn’t for me. Batman comic fans will probably love it for how great the characters are portrayed; every performance is worthy of note. I’m a casual Batman fan, and I grew up on the 90s cartoon and Tim Burton films, so it’s just not gonna…