Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Shallows 2016

  ★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  That whale really caught a stray

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I was convinced the fly buzzing around her head at the gala was somehow going to smile at her

Popular reviews

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  Christmas at the Ranch 2021

  ★ Watched 11 Nov 2022

  I wouldn’t drive all that way for the hayride either… Looked like it sucked.

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  Deadware 2021

  ★ Watched 22 Jan 2023

  Sorry but if my boyfriend cheated on me with someone he met in a chat room for people who think they’re real ass vampires, I would be taking that information to the grave.

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