Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Garfield Movie 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  they don’t undedstand WHY garfield hates mondays
  the art style was clever i guess if it had to be 3d but also quite ugly

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  where was luigi’s screen time

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  really tough to take my eyes off how denzels earring was flying around in every scene but thats just my incredible eye for costume detail…
  thank u sexy men for being there

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2024

  some good shots but ultimately soooo dark like turn on the lights !!! 
  will not even touch on the plot cos i was really let down ngl would it kill emerald fennel to let someone else write the ending or smthn ??
  all men do is be bisexual, eat pie and lie

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