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I do this for the love of the game

Favorite films

  • Good Will Hunting
  • Donnie Darko
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Dune: Part Two

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  • My Old Ass

    ★★★

  • Borderlands

    ½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

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  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ★★★

    I hope Aubrey Plaza is doing ok.

  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    ½

    Worst VFX ever put to film. 

    Worst casting choices of all time. 

    Worst art direction. 

    Comically bad prop and set design. 

    Took borderlands and gutted it into a bland bowl of slop. 

    Abysmal editing. 

    Did anyone even try in any cast or crew department when making this film? Did the producers and execs huff glue, was this entire thing just an excuse for a massive tax write off?

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ½

    This is a terrible terrible film in every sense. The premise is stupid and it has no idea what kind of film it wants to be: 

    the 15 minutes of binocular communication montage was excruciating interwoven with heinous CGI and romance story that just  doesn’t hit. 

    In the action sequences there’s no semblance of realism… like an assault rifle with holo scope landing headshots a mile away. 

    The dialogue is horrendous. It really feels like the performances became more half…

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Why isn’t lily-rose depp one of the front runners this awards season?

    Bill Skarsgard is the PREMIER talent for these roles, he can do shit they could never ever recreate with VFX 

    Robbert Eggers style is insane and this was his best work yet 

    The camera swing x Depp combo to make Ellen appear ethereal/spectral in her movements, the shadow play, colour palette, negative space, gothic style, candle lit scenes… man just everything about the cinematography went so so hard.…