Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Fantastic movie. The scenery, cinematography, storyline, and did I say the scenery of Italy in the 80s? WOW. Two things though, 1.) Timmy sticking his dick in a peach and 2.) I couldn’t stop thinking about how Armie Hammer is a cannibal and had the intention of eating Timmy the whole movie. Thank you

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  American Hustle 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025 1

  Robert De Niro speaking Arabic was not on my bucket list but I mess with it. This was like some sick and twisted love story with the mob and a bit of Scorsese mixed in. AMY ADAMS AND J LAW KISSING WAS TOP TIER TOO (I love and respect all women and especially during Woman’s History month; Shout out to all of my women followers on here). Also so much trauma between all of the characters that they all should’ve went to therapy because all of them are fucked up.

Popular reviews

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  Not enough banana boat song. Wilem can never do wrong. Somewhat enjoyable but I felt like they were trying too hard with the story line. A lot of new unnecessary characters too.

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jul 2024

  Cinematic masterpiece. Great palette cleanser after that shit movie Kinds of Kindness. Anyways, here’s my top 5 minions:
  1. Ralph
  2. Kevin
  3. Bob
  4. Ron
  5. Stuart

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