Favorite films

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  The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 1966

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  I’d be so mad if I was “the ugly” and I’m watching the movie and a title card with my face pops up to say “the ugly”

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Fun and weird and funny, definitely meanders near the end but I want every movie to have at least two rob pattyboys

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  These bald guys are like “let me pick the most echo-y rooms in the world to gossip about who should be the most powerful religious figure in the world”

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Beautiful, haunting, horny

  Love this whole environment. The entire sequence leading up to and at Count Orlok’s estate was stunning and terrifying, I had to pee but damn I was glued to my seat. Lily Rose Depp didn’t sell me at first but damn was she good. Love little fancy pants ATJ. Count Orlok’s bloody mustache… salute to you brother real eater recognize real eater

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