Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Harrison ford playing a colour changing president that takes orders from an irritating short Israeli person seems awfully accurate

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  The Smurfs 2011

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Barney didn’t mention this in the rulebook…

Popular reviews

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  The Fall Guy 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 May 2024

  Apologies to my mates because for this next month I will only respond with a thumbs up. (I am literally Colt Seavers)

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  Blade Runner 2049 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2024

  I don’t get why Officer K was sad. He had his own apartment, a cool job and he got to bang Ana De Armas. He’s Literally Me.