Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bloodborne 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

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  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Dumbledore was a straight up accomplice to the attempted murder of Ron and Hermione and Cho and that french lady's sister. He signed off on that. He probably cancelled classes that day so the maximum amount of students could be present for the death of 4 random ass children who literally did not even sign up for the triwizard tournament. They were all going to die a fucking terrifying death, and for what? Nobody could even see what the hell was going on at the bottom of that lake. It wouldnt even make good television. Baffling movie. Second best in the franchise.

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Dec 2024 2

  For being a movie that is ostensibly "gay as hell", this really brings out the Bro in me. It makes me say "LETS FUCKING GO" several times before the credits roll. Its like The Last Duel but it also "slays cunt" or whatever. Luca guadagnino should make Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater: The Movie with this same cast

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  Hit Man 2023

  Watched 10 Jun 2024

  I dont like to get horny on main but the pretty lady in this made me want to kill myself with a gun