Favorite films

Pinned reviews

• 

  Wonka 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2023

  Who up twinky twonking they willies rn?

Recent reviews

• 

  Amélie 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I genuinely can’t believe this isn’t directed by Wes Anderson. 

  I also can’t believe this is the first time I’ve heard a vagina be called a fur pie 🤢

  Nice story and makes me happy knowing I bought this DVD from CEX for £1 after trying to watch it for months with no luck.

• 

  City of God 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Wanted to watch this for sooo long and so glad I finally did - this shit was crazy.

  Don’t think I’ve ever seen so many people die in one film

Popular reviews

• 

  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  Yeah like this is easily the maddest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

• 

  Star Wars 1977

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Apr 2020 2

  I feel spoiled by the cgi in the most recent Star Wars Films and because I’m watching chronologically it’s difficult for me to appreciate this aged masterpiece, however, unerring transition between rogue one and this movie made the puzzle pieces click for a first time watcher of this franchise