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Pieces 1982
Low-budget horror trash at its unintentionally funny (I think?) finest!
I gather this movie was originally filmed in Spanish and then rather poorly, but hilariously, dubbed into English?
Full of surprisingly believable gore (they apparently had a connect that worked at a slaughterhouse), an abundance of gratuitous T&A, and plenty of "WTF?!" moments you can't help but laugh at: if you're into shitty horror that's so bad it's good, this one's for you.
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The Blob 1958
What better way to spend a rainy Labor Day than sitting in a theater, drinking beer, and watching a Steve McQueen sci-fi classic?
Low production values, dated effects, and the over-acting characteristic of the era; yet I wouldn't change a thing—a truly entertaining B movie.
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The Timekeepers of Eternity 2021
An experimental reworking of the 1995 Stephen King miniseries The Langoliers, which was literally printed out on copy paper, frame by frame, and then painstakingly re-animated like the world's most ambitious flip book.
The result is an unsettling and effective feature-length film incised from the bloated corpse of its 3-hour progenitor.
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The Thing 1982
The third movie I saw on $3 Cinema Day and probably my favorite of the bunch. I only saw this one for the first time earlier this year at the behest of a former roommate who couldn't believe I'd never seen it. We put it on, cracked some cold ones, and I was all in from the first scene.
Since then I've had the opportunity to see it twice in theaters and it just gets better every time. The cold ones are a necessity though 🍻
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