Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Hideously acceptable and not scary - a lot of people running from one location and subsequently ending up somewhere totally different within one cut

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  The Real Cardinals of the Vatican. Haven’t gasped this much in a movie since that girlie with the nut allergy got decapitated out the car window in Hereditary 

  Things I’ll be adopting after consuming this hit:

  - Blowing a candle out as a means of suggesting someone should leave my abode 
  - Saying ‘Forgive me’ before I say something totally out of pocket 
  - Having a loud Nespresso machine in every room

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2024 2

  Films that are left ‘open to interpretation’ often just allow people to ignore the obvious truths and perceive a films message to be whatever they need in that moment. This can often be a good thing.
  
  The Substance on the other hand leaves absolutely nothing open to interpretation. It’s a heavy handed, black and white allegory about the miserable lengths women, specifically those in the entertainment industry, will go to maintain their youth, largely due to the profound limitations enforced…

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  Monkey Man 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Look Dev, I know you made a pretty good film based in the context of an important political event and directed your action sequences seamlessly, even if there were a few too many quick cuts, but I’m going to be honest… I think we should get married. I’m in love with you and I have to say it aloud. Anywho I’ll let you sit with that offer. Well done again x