Ben van Welzen

Ben van Welzen Pro

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Favorite films

  • Stalker
  • A Brighter Summer Day
  • Paris, Texas
  • Cure

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  • Great Expectations

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

  • Nosferatu

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  • The Sacrifice

    The Sacrifice

    ★★★★★

    Three years ago I sat in the car on my phone and saw a bunch of people talking about a filmmaker named Andrei Tarkovsky. They praised his poetic style and patient sensibilities, neither of which I really understood in terms of cinema. Nevertheless I spent the next hour looking up "Tarkovsky Ranked" and sifting through dozens of refined opinions and watch guides for someone I had never heard of two hours prior. After enough reading I found the popular consensus:…

  • Goodbye, Dragon Inn

    Goodbye, Dragon Inn

    ★★★★★

    Me and five strangers gathered tonight to sit for 82 minutes and watch people watch a movie. Some of them sat near me, others at the other end of the auditorium. For those 82 minutes the ambient sounds of a dying Chinese theater filled the space of our own. I could occasionally hear the faint munching of popcorn from my neighbors or some restless movement in the leather seats, but the room remained still. When the film ended, we silently…

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    This is specifically with regards to the Nosferatu x Radiohead "Silent Synced" version where they play Amnesiac and Kid A, among some other changes...

    This is the angriest I've ever been walking out of a movie theater. The pitch is fine; the two albums don't really detract from the film, but they don't add anything in a meaningful way. Still, it's a pretty fun idea.

    What they won't tell you, though, are the absolutely horrid visual changes they've made to…

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    Ben like Bob Dylan
    Ben like when he hear song he knows

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    Me when Todd Phillips remakes Taxi Driver and The King of Comedy with DC elements thrown in: 😡

    Me when Matt Reeves does the same thing with Zodiac and Se7en: 😁🦇😜😎😏🥵🤤

  • Memoria

    Memoria

    ★★★★★

    Yes this movie is amazing and yes you need to seek it out if possible but I'd like to take a moment to express my gratitude towards the Chelsea Theater and one of its employees, my friend Patty. I'm extremely lucky to have a local theater that cares so much for the film community and works so hard to secure such special screenings. The Chelsea has provided opportunities to see movies on the big screen that I would have never…