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Recent reviews

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  Joker 2019

  ★★★½ Added

  A much better unrelated-screenplay-turned-superhero-film than the one I did!

  I wanted to make a harrowing kitchen sink drama about a POW returning to Northern England after years of captivity in Germany. Unfortunately, we could only get the rights to Clifford the Big Red Dog... we needed an audience!

  The first hurdle was contextualising the POW stuff. We ended up dedicating 55 minutes to connecting 1910s German architecture to centuries of improvements to dog food ingredients. Thus justifying the sustainability of…

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  High Life 2018

  ★★ Added

  My Grandad took me to see this - which is strange because he was a young soldier in world war 2.

  It's only bizarre because, similar to the film, he was also presumed dead. He went missing in action for a while, but then a squad member found him with two bullet holes in his chest. This is when he was declared dead.

  I think the worst part is that he never married, or had children. This has always been…

Popular reviews

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  Dinner for Schmucks 2010

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  It was cramped on the tube today. Really killed my high you know? Anyway, this dude was watching this on his ipad mini, but he had earbuds in so I couldn't hear it unless I got really close.

  Luckily it was so packed it didn't look weird, so I was up in this guy's ear listening for the whole ride, pretending it's cramped even when it wasn't. Yeah I'm a faker I know it, what's up? Anyway, this dude tries…

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  Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie 1996

  ★★★ Added

  I especially like the bit where Goku kamehameha'd Krillin in the back for sending his destructo disk at his son.

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