Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2022

  I fucking LOVE depth of field. I want to fucking see LESS. I want EVERY MOVIE to be a BLURRY STYLISTIC MESS. I fucking LIVE for this aesthetic.

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  Gunpowder Milkshake 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2021

  The spiritual sequel to KATE, I love this new genre of movies with bisexual neon lighting about lady assassins turning on their own criminal organisations to protect the daughter of the man they assassinated as a means of repentance. Eagerly looking forward to the next film in this weirdly specific, stylish genre.

Popular reviews

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  Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2021

  "I got my second chance, Lo. And im not wasting it." - Clark Kent

  For a week I've been tossing around my thoughts on this movie, wondering if they'll ever coalesce into something readable. All I can conclusively say is that Zack Snyder's Justice League is a love-letter to the fans, to dc, to heroism, and to the (relatively) new art of the superhero film. A 4 hour epic devoted purely to its craft, telling its story in loving detail.…

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  Nobody 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2021

  A lean and mean Saul-Goodman-looking-mother-fucker stands in a bus full of rowdy, belligerent drunks, removes his revolver, and empties out every bullet onto the floor, proclaiming: "I am going to fuck. You. Up."

  I don't know why, but when i saw a snippet of this moment in the trailer, I just had the very strong sneaking suspicion that the scene in question was going to be cinema. My expectation was met.

  The action scene that follows is a flawlessly choreographed…