Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jun 2024

  No wonder the pink opaque got cancelled it’s fucking terrifying

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  The Butterfly Effect 2004

  ★★½ Rewatched 30 Dec 2023

  Man thinks of killing himself twice! But doesn’t ever think to just go back to the mailbox memory and just not run up to the mailbox??  Warn the lady away from it or run to the lady!!

Popular reviews

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  Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022

  ★½ Watched 02 Jun 2022

  It’s halfway through and it’s wank let’s be real…
  Maybe Disney should stop giving the most important Star Wars related projects to random ass people or shit directors.
  I’m so excited for Andor or whatever the fuck is next, can’t wait to swallow thick mediocre loads of cum given to me by my ‘favourite’ franchises again.

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  Mallrats 1995

  ★★ Watched 14 Aug 2020

  Ben Affleck shook his shit ridden hand with Stan Lee (the legend guy) and he said nothing like wtf?!

  “Smoochie Boochies” 

  Truly inspiring and awesome.