Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Sep 2024

  Holy shit yes. 

  I went into the theater hoping to see some sick tornadoes. I was so not disappointed. Fucking sick.

  But what do I know

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  3:10 to Yuma 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Sep 2024

  If your girlfriend asks you if you would rather be a ninja, pirate, or cowboy, this movie will convince you to be a cowboy. Holy cow (hahaha get it? Cause he’s a rancher?) born in the wrong generation cause Ben Wade is probably the best outlaw portrayed in all of cinema. Jack sparrow can’t compete. Good ol rootin tootin shootin making you miss red dead redemption 2. Sickest ending you’ll ever see. 

  But like what do I know

Popular reviews

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  Wonka 2023

  ★ Watched 31 Dec 2023

  this movie messed me up. I have a new very rational fear of Oompa-Loompas.

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  The Lego Movie 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 May 2023

  Comedy gold. This is my whole sense of humor. 5 stars. “I can be dark and brooding too-aw look guys a rainbow🥰.” Who won’t laugh at that? Maybe if you hate happiness. But what do I know.

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