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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024
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I love how they have to keep killing Eggman at the end of every movie because Jim Carrey can’t decide whether he’s done with them or not. Diva.
The less I have to see any of the other human characters, the better.
It’s okay. Shadow’s cool. I feel like this one is going to make my friends who love SA2 mad, and if I were them I’d probably be mad too, but I’ve been vicariously experiencing this franchise for two decades instead of directly being a fan, so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Shadow of the Vampire 2000
NOW I get why the audience laughed at “Schnapps!” both times I saw Nosferatu 2024
I saw a clip of Willem Dafoe as Shreck going “how could you harm me when I cannot think of how to harm myself?” and thought that was fucken cool and emo and had been curious about this for a few years and just couldn’t find it, but now I have
Willem Dafoe is strangely adorable playing this ancient and kind of confused creature who…
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Gone Girl 2014
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this movie actually feels actively malicious with how bad it is. a woman who fakes her own abuse and rape and murders a guy in service of her scheme while shitting on every other woman around her feels like an antifeminist's dream. i love girl power revenge movies and this ain't it. this is trash. this is ass. i hate it so much.
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