Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Love Witch 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2020

  everything
  is sex
  and sex
  is power

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  Holy Motors 2012

  ★★½ Added

  just way too dang french

Popular reviews

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  Futuresport 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jul 2018

  Wesley Snipes both executive produced this movie and also special guest stars and also does a dreadful Cajun accent.

  This movie is comfortingly bad. The year is 2025 and Hawaii is throwing a military coup during the Los Angeles Futuresport competition. Futuresport is called Futuresport and it's played by riding floating skateboards around a skatepark and trying to throw a ball that electrocutes you in five seconds if you don't throw it into a tiny hole. Dean Cain is supposed…

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  Ready Player One 2018

  ★ Added

  I don't even care enough, these are my notes

  "The Ultimate Showdown flash video but with a morally vacant hero's journey and a fucking kick-ass girl type"

  "Fantasy where straight white boys are rewarded for worthless knowledge of their own pop culture."

  "Oh Thank God, the cops showed up."

  "Lego movie but serious"

  "Like playing jeopardy hosted by reddit"

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