Bertram Hardy

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Film Graduate so all my opinions are correct!




Full Time Hater

Favorite films

  • Mustang
  • True Romance
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Life Is Beautiful

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  • Raising Arizona

    ★★★½

  • Detachment

    ★★★★½

  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★

  • Secret Level - Exodus: Odyssey

    ★★

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  • Killing Time

    Killing Time

    Honestly sick of this at this point, will that stupid director stop getting it shown at so many events, this is my eighth watch, literally bored of it now

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  • Raising Arizona

    Raising Arizona

    ★★★½

    John Goodman roars more in this than he does in Monsters, Inc.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★

    But like, the age gap?

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  • The Coronation of TM King Charles III and Queen Camilla

    The Coronation of TM King Charles III and Queen Camilla

    ½

    Only watching in case a live terrorist attack occurs

    What a carbon neutral parade

  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    ½

    Do these famous actors turn up to the premieres of these shit films and just feel disappointed in themselves?