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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
why did this movie make me cry 4 separate times, fuck you james gunn for making me get emotional at a marvel movie.
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Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992
THIS SHIT WAS AN LCD NIGHTMARE LOWK IM IN ASTONISHMENT
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Late Night with the Devil 2023
fuck you, generative ai is a fucking curse upon the entertainment industry, trying to cut the human out of human expression is criminal and fucking pathetic. dont give a fuck that its a couple images, one is already too many. Ai should be used to help lessen the tediousniness that comes with peoples jobs BY THE PEOPLE WHO DO THEM. Not to just completley cut out the individual.
Not paying to watch this, if only there was a way to watch it without supporting it
🏴☠️UPDATE: watched it, and jesus. it was bad. see new review
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Longlegs 2024
man like 20min after watching it i think im less mad lmfaoo.
i developed the biggest blue balls known to man kind when the movie ended i was livid bruh, but the build and mystery did genuinely intrigue me and keep me hooked, i just feel like all the build up was wasted for a very bad ending, but the camera work and color/vibe were incredible and saved the movie for meTranslated from by
