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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
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For the love of God, more Monica Bellucci. Please! She’s even more beautiful as a succubus cult leader! As far as sequels go, this one wasn’t unwatchable but had too much going on in terms of subplot and not enough depth to ground the main storyline.
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The Grand Budapest Hotel 2014
Zero is my hero. This movie literally gave me the aspiration to be the most liberally perfumed person in a room.
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Challengers 2024
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Homoerotic churro consumption, Zendaya channeling Venusian energy on a rock in the moonlight, camera work that spins around the court like a tennis ball in air, what more could you want? I’ll tell you, a proper 3way & it would’ve been 5 stars.
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About Him & Her 2023
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Watched this in flight & it made me cry in public. Beautifully shot film from beginning to end. The decision to shoot this entire movie with the actors never having met really imbued the narrative with a level of authenticity, which heightened the vulnerability and intimacy to the point where you feel like a voyeur not a viewer. The ending killed my spirit a bit so points were deducted unfortunately.
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