Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shithouse 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I remember when flirting meant liking their old posts!!! Yes, even the one with the dog filter! 

  Mixed feelings but overall teetering on positive (we’re talking a solid 69% on the beth-o-meter 😝). It reminded me of many characters I’ve met throughout uni especially fleeting ones you meet whilst drunk. To my grandchildren I leave the 50+ girls phone numbers I have gathered in club bathrooms (not in a sleazy way). Also big up to the night out side quest, a much under-utilised storytelling mode. But fuck you for reminding me that mr Soupie Soup is mortal. 

  🐢 :(

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  Queer 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025 2

  Can safely say they explored eachothers bodies ☑️ 

  I loved it. few shoddy moments didn’t really affect the overall vibe (for me) and watched it in one of the bottom three movie experiences- laptop, lying in bed, tired and yet still so evocative (not just of sadness and crying which I did do!) but desire at its most soul crushing. All the hands and the reaching but not touching, the whole thing about wanting to read minds and inhabit another person.

  Imagine getting (mind) blown like that phwoah. 

  Symbolism was a bit oh it’s a snake eating itself sure whatever 🤷‍♀️.

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  I think I’m a lesbian still? I would tho…
  Hot, delicious and horny as hell.
  Sexual tension could be cut with a knife, you better believe me and Niki were kicking our feet and squealing in places.

  Reminded me of sanctuary but does executes the power dynamics better imo.

  It was never about the tennis was it?

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2024 4

  I have milked meerkat movies dry for that one time I bought travel insurance (£2.50 each 😘 💪)

  Thoughts:
  -really did not expect to like this, really like films about the Winter Olympics (I, Tonya vibes are strong with this one) but wrestling??? Found the violence jarring at first, I promise I’m not a pearl clutcher but violence and gore really not my bag usually
  -on top of that men??? In another film??? Really??? Got diagnosed with a vitamin D…