24yo amateur film critic. Made it out of the parent's basement, only to discover that life is just a bigger basement.
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Everybody's Talking About Jamie 2021
Nobody should be talking about Everybody's Talking About Jamie.
24 hours after viewing this klutzy Kinky Boots, this bland Billy Elliot, this plain Priscilla Queen of the Desert...
I cannot recollect a single showtune.The lyrics and dialogue fail to be memorable, and most disappointingly, these vibrant characters and talented performers fail to transcend the script they've been saddled with.
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Free Guy 2021
This is Reynold's Player One.
I was told to turn my brain off and just enjoy the ride. However, I couldn't turn my brain off and thus the ride felt like a long road trip sandwiched between my least favourite cousins - dick jokes and all.
Half a star was awarded for *that* cameo alone.
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Fight Club 1999
This film is like a bar of soap;
Incredibly well made, looks very nice, is quite slick, does what it was designed to do well, hangs around until it becomes a bit too stale, and is consumed in bulk by the filthiest people.Translated from by
