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  Windfall 2022

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2022

  IS THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE LILY? IS THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE?

  Fun if you like panic attacks!

  Just a horrendous choice of font for the opening credits

  Definitely crossed the line between subtle and inscrutable -- I still dont really know what anybody in this movie wanted, even after they just straight up told me, and I dont think it benefits from keeping the audience in the void the whole time. Then at the end when events transpire, I found…

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  Up in the Air 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2020

  something something new way of life
  something something coping mechanisms
  something something aging is aching
  something something not ready for this

  Up In The Air vaguely resonates in a jarring way that I was not even slightly prepared for. interesting premise, unveiling performances, and an oddly artistic script that will chuckle and sadden you. sometimes it's fun to be on the run -- until, of course, it isn't

  also proves that George Clooney is more than just the guy from the end credits of Spy Kids

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Lovely

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  Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn 1995

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Hmmm

  Uhh... hmmm

  Maybe I'm not the target audience for this anymore

Popular reviews

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  Dark Souls 2010

  Added 3

  No elden ring send help plz

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  Freaky Friday 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.