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Puppet Princess 2000
Listen. The story is not good. That's not why you're here, though. You wanna see some great animation, the funkiest faces an anime man can pull while he's pulling some ninja shit out of his ass, and puppets gorily pulping up all the extras. Honestly, why are we asking more from movies?
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Willy's Wonderland 2021
Every time I watch this movie I'm like an I misremembering? Does this movie actually suck and I'm just hyping it up? And then halfway through I'm screaming in joy as Nick Cage knocks back another pop while playing pinball
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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022
Realized partway through the film that the younger Nick Cage wasn't also being played by Nick Cage. Right about the time they started making out. Impressive work. Unfortunately I did find it slightly hard to believe Nick Cages role as an egotistical thespian maniac
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